Friday, January 7, 2011

uhmmm. can i toss your salad ? ;P

sooo uhmmm woke up today. in a good mood (:
went to bed last night, texing someone almost famous.
(:
he's a cool guyyy . flyest white guy to be exact.
give him a listen. his name issss: B.Rich
:D shoutouttt to my boy <3
haha but anywayy. cleaned up. ashale (best friend) picked me up, and we went out to eat with shani (other bestiee) ; ate rally goood. even though i only got like a spoon full of mashed potatoes -__- hahaha !
but the salad and bread stickswere good as usual... which brings me to the title of this post. lol .
we got the saad. and im like. here, let me toss the salad because im really good at it ;P haha. sooo
im tossing the salad, i look at ashlae and shani, and i sayyy " mmm, want me to toss your salad?" thennn,i attempt to wink, but like wink both my eyes, like. omg, i can wink, i tried it again, and it failed...yet again! shani and taylor was laughing soooo hard at me, lol. it was funny.
our waitress, wanted to take 10 years just to bring us water and ranch. she got a 3 dolllla tip. lol
but, me and shani ordered stuffed chikedn marsala (spelling error) , ashlae is boring... spagetti and meatballls <3 hahh !
but anywayy watching fired up. funnny movie !
"we are driving we we are driving" !!!!!!!!!
:P
uhmmmm stomach is sick, oh wellll !
 signing outttt
 -neeeeeeeeeeesh <3

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Jersey Shore...

ok, lets tell you. i love jersey shore. <3 haha
and this season is gonna be greatttttt ! hahah lmfao
but look, i want a show. like cause i live in OH, call it "ERIE SHORE"
lmfao hahah ! soo yeah. anyone got any ideas of how to get a showww .
serious to the maxx here people (: haha !
lol. btw
i hate sammi. like with a passion. (:
anywayyy. its almost midnight.what a day.
hmm i think im gonna snoop, want some juicy facts on someone ?
lettt me know, ill find out anything you wanttt <3

i wanna do it all over again...summer `10 and parties bitchessss

hmmm ! (:
im back. soo early. just got off the phone with bobo (:
we were talkin... and it reminded me of when she was here... not at OU in hicktown...
lol
parties, in the summer (:
like basically i feel that katy perry wrote: Last Friday Night for us...
and that Kesha wrote: We are who we are for us too ;P
seriously. sooo many drunken nights... lol
my last couple days of school... aftermorp
i got dunk with renneeee ( http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=1360367061 ) [find dat giiirl]  (:
thought i could fly, my ankle was already sprained...from falling out of a tree ( not drunk suprisngly )
but i climbed up the tall life guard chair, at the beachhh....which at the moment seemed short... jumped off... felt pain. but ran up and down a hill... ask brandon smith (http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=100000541992899) [find him on fb] he was there. (:
hahah thennnn there was cassy's party( http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=1655843654  ) [thats her, go see her too] haha.
her party, hands down the best. a bigggg banger !!!
like 100 people there... like it was the best. thats where i met my bestieee Ryan Vayda ( http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=100000998693813 ) . who is the best person to get drunk with... when he doesnt drink four lokos ! hahah my favorite cousin Derrick Mitchell ( http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/derrickthemexican ) got drunk for like the first time... was on the floor... and got knocked out ): hahaha but he is tooo funny ! i met this guy who is nothing but a poopdick.. but still ma nigga. a cool as nigga ( http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=881020170 ) ! i honestly cant tell you what happened...because i dont reallly remember.. but ask bobo. maria was there.... drunkkk out the ass ! hahah.
but that was the best party, hands down (:
uhmmmm. everyone turns into a hoe when they drink, idc who you are, it goes like this : Your mean as shittt, You turn into a hoe... or you turn super stupiddd ! hahaha. i turn all three. Maria just turns stupiddddd and a hoe. haha bobo is all 3. michelle s all 3... hah katelyn is emotionalll ! lmfao ahah i think we all are, new years i was on the porchhh. how i got there idk. i just know i was on it, it was rainin, andddd ,i was crying ! i hadda call michelle like: "come get meee pleaseeee " lmfao hahah !
welll ! i wrote this so you know we're all fun, and can relate to anything, and give advice about anything...!
and oh yeah
THAT WE LOVE TO PARTY <3
signing off
  neesh !

psh....just trying to be me!

since neesh insists, i will tell you about me.

Im 18, work at the damn dinning hall -__-  I go to Ohio University! I study Wildlife & Conservation Biology! I aspire to be like Jane Goodall, Loni Drescher-Neilson, and Steve Irwin :) get at meh!
I plan on traveling and living in the triple A's! Africa, Asia and Australia :) I feel like I have my life plan worked out, but shit, anything can happen at any time, which was made apparent in November :'(   

I have big dreams and goals, bet your ass im going to work as hard as i can to acheive those!

Im just trying to be me!
and oh yeah, according to neesh, just trying to be me, means that im going to get eaten by orangutans when i work with them : P

AY yo Neesh, told you i wasnt playin! its olivia, trick!

ahhh...okay so this freaky girl, aka neesh, just called me and told me not to play and that i better do this. haha never done it before, but wtf, lets do this shit i guess. lol

Let me just start out by saying FUCK OHIO UNIVERSITY and their damn fees. Bitches got me twisted! Im stuck in the damn hills have eyes land in Athens, Ohio; dont get me wrong, i love it down here, but damn, cant get anywhere. All these fucking hills and whatnot. OU and their fees can suck my imaginary dick! they act like i have all this money to be paying a $200 deposit for next year dorm, and they only give you a weeks notice before you can start paying it and sign up, and they only give you 2 weeks to do that shit. like damn, im not a rich bitch, i would like to be one, but im not, im a poor ass college kid who cant afford shit. Maria and I should have become drug dealers last year! bahaha. but for real. i have to pay $200 dollars for books, $700 dollars for my fees this quarter, and its like damn, i cant be doing this shit. and i have a test tomorrow! WTF!! OU is doing too much!

and just let me say, fuck their policy on only being able to retake BIOS 170 once. i failed that class last quarter by 3 points, and my damn teacher wouldnt just boost it to a C-, wtf! if i dont pass BIOS 170 this quarter then i have to change my major. and all you who know me, know that, that wont fly for me. i cant/wont do anything else in my life other than work w animals! like for real, they are my life.

My girl Sophias birthday is tomorrow, and you all know what that means! going to RAGE!! so excited! about to have a bomb ass party down here in the 470!!! got dinner tonight with my girls Ally and Laura, then catchphrase w a certain mexicano, Verenise!!

aight, thats all i got for now neesh!! I love all my girls from home and miss them very very much!!
fucking visit me already!!

(: I'll be the first (neeeesh) MY LIFEEEEE

Woke up this morning. THE END!
haha sike. seriously woke up with a new attitude. Me and katilyn and amanda, are going to go on diets <3
exercise, and all that crappp ! (: really excited. my goal is to be down to what i wanna be, byyyyyy my birthdayy. march 30th (: so im good for spring break. :D
anywhooo.
Dad comes in, tries to wake me up alll early.. whyyy? idk, its like his thing. im just like get awayy ! he is soo annoying. im seriously ignoring him. i hate him actuallly. i hope he gets his legs chopped off. i always thought id stayy home , ya know for my mom and my brother. grandpa and uncle, butttt i seriously think im going to move. i hate it here. he'll pay for me for shit, then throw it back in my face.
 watching easy A todayy. very good movie. !!!
But let mee tell you about me.
im neesh. 18. undecided major. my life... is pretty much exciting... (:
i really think i should have a reality showwww.... buttt, idk how to do that(:
pretty soon this blogging, is gonna turn into web post, like webcam things. ive never blogged before.
its pretty cool, telling my feelings to the world i guess... or whoever reads it (:
im very insecure.. whyy... i have no clue. i dont think im cute,
anddd im overlylarge. lol lets just say not a size 2. and it sucks because...(here comes the super duper exciting part of my life) society like hates "bigger" people... and makes guys dont wanna be seen with them..
(here it comes) GUYS! not my best topic, i suck at relationships... becuase i cant find a guy right for me. someone who appreciates me ): lol so i get used... and i go for just about anything, which is my problemmm . i like to argue, which i think is another bad thing... lol! i meannn. but still. i blame it on society, and guys ! yeppp you heard it. guyss & society. lol. sooooo for allll my girls out there that isnt a "size 2" thisss is for you 
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! (: ANDDD THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE FOR YOU!
hahah.
but seriously, ladies, being big isnt bad, but you have to be healty... being thick, is diff. from being fat...
be healthy and thick. witch baddddasss curves <3 you dont have to have beyonce curves to be beautiful babyy !  lol. sorry, so off topic.
butttt from now on, youll be hearing about me...day to day...
hearing about me and maria chasing guidos.. well tryig to find them... lol
hearing about who i get mad at. who i cuss out..whooo i wanna knock out..
and who is screwin whoo ! (:
hahhah.
hopefully you'll tune in frequently.. anywayy. adios.
 Signing outtt
      -neesh (: <3